Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The TRUTH about Obama

OK. Now that he's been elected, we Obama followers feel that we must come out with the truth.

All the rumors are true! Before you know it, President Obama will increase YOUR taxes by 90%! But don't worry. He'll use that overflowing revenue for something nationally beneficial.....like subsidizing wedding cakes for gay couples.

He will also confiscate ALL your guns...but don't worry. He'll take them all in and then divide them up evenly among all those who voted for him, who will then turn to their Republican neighbors and use these publicly owned weapons to enforce Obama's new tax law.

Oh, and yes, it's always been Obama's sinister plan to extend the olive branch of free immigration and citizenship, including American health care, to fellow terrorists from Islamic nations. He calls this "diplomacy" but we all know what he really means. Foreign policy indeed.

So you better watch your pay stub. The amount of deductions are expected to quadruple come February 1, 2009.

5 comments:

Nate said...

I'm not sure what your angle here is Chris. I presume that you are being sarcastic, but for what reason?

Marne said...

Interesting Chris. I sense some heavy sarcasm here....

I know lots..LOTS of people who are purchasing guns now before gun rights disappear.

Chris said...

And I'm not one of them because gun rights WON'T be taken away. For cryout out loud, people. This just goes to show that there are people who actually take sarcasm seriously.

I saw a statistic that said that background checks for guns rose 49% the first week after the election.

Some people really get taken in on all the hype. Gun ownership rights won't be taken away. Regulation and restrictions, however, (and hopefully in my opinion) will be enacted and enforced.

I think there are too many guns out there. I support gun laws. That means more regulation of manufacturing and importation, not just at the cash register.

Nate said...

Well I own a gun that was banned under Clinton for 10 years. What is to stop Obama from take my right away from owning my AK-47 and th 30 round banana clips which were also Illegal under Clinton. I still want to have the gun and use it.

Nate said...

That's not regulation that's taking my right away from a gun I already own.